mikeymoo (mīkēmū) n.
  1. Nineteen year old male.
  2. Third year Education (Secondary: Science) and Science student at the University of Sydney.
  3. Trainee teacher and aspiring physicist.
  4. Queer, atheist, pinko lefty.
    1. Sport snob. Mikeymoo can't take Rugby League seriously.
    2. Media snob. Is that the truth, or did you read it in the Telegraph?
  6. Poseur wannabe skater/sk8r.
[Middle English, one who is partial to a bit of cuddle-cuddle kissy-kissy, from Hebrew, michael, who is like the lord?, and bovinese, moo, to ruminate]

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