Mikey.

mikeymoo (mīkēmū) n.
  1. Nineteen year old male.
  2. Third year Education (Secondary: Science) and Science student at the University of Sydney.
  3. Trainee teacher and aspiring physicist.
  4. Queer, atheist, pinko lefty.
  5. Poseur wannabe skater/sk8r.
[Middle English, one who is partial to a bit of cuddle-cuddle kissy-kissy, from Hebrew, michael, who is like the lord?, and bovinese, moo, to ruminate]

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